• Slap Bet Commissioner — awesome How I Met Your Mother shirt at Glarkware.

• Be Yourselves, Girls, Order the Rib-Eye — “Red meat sent a message that she was ‘unpretentious and down to earth and unneurotic,’ she said, ‘that I’m not obsessed with my weight even though I’m thin, and I don’t have any food issues.’ She added, ‘In terms of the burgers, it said I’m a cheap date, low maintenance.’” Whereas I see the message she was sending as “I am hungry. Ooh, steak would be yummy.”

• Would You Wear a Shirt Dress? — No.

• What to Do When Your Husband Cheats on You with a Younger, Hotter…Cartoon — yikes. I question lots of things about this couple’s relationship, but yikes.

• Product Packages Now Shout to Get Your Attention — My dream job has always been to design the shapes of shampoo and perfume bottles. Shame about my complete lack of art skills.

A whole mess from Gridskipper:

• LA Hamburger Stands — I am a big fan of the avocado burger from Astro.

• LA Farmers’ Markets

• 8 Great LA Restaurant Patios — The patio behind Cliff’s Edge is so lovely that I’m even willing to eat brunch there.

• Local’s Guide to Hollywood Bars